Excerpts from Garrison Keillor on Episcopalians
…you know you are an Episcopalian when:
-It’s 100 degrees, with 90% humidity, and you still have coffee after the service.
-You hear something really funny during the sermon and smile as loudly as you can.
-Donuts are a line item in the church budget, just like coffee.
– When you watch a Star Wars movie and they say, “May the Force be with you,” and you respond, “and also with you.”
– And lastly, it takes ten minutes to say good-bye . . . .
(NOTE: Garrison Keillor attends St. John the Evangelist Episcopal Church in St. Paul, Minnesota)